Last night I was laying on the couch (shocker) and while flipping through the channels on my beautiful TV I came across a movie title I remember really wanting to see simply for the sheer ridiculiousness of it......Snakes on a Plane.
I don't want to belabour this so let me say that this was the dumbest movie I'd ever seen and felt hatred for myself while watching this poor excuse for a blockbuster.
To recap: a kid witnesses a mob boss kill someone and is taken by police officer Samuel L. Jackson to LA to testify against him. The mob boss in turn fills the plane they are on with violently aggressive poisionious snakes. Calamity ensues including multiple deaths (mile high couple in bathroom get it first) and some fleeting attempts at humor. They do land safely thanks to a guy who knew how to land a commercial airliner because he played video games a lot. Honestly.
I hate myself for watching this movie. And i'd recommend it to anyone.
-Jules Winnfield
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