So I'm in Vegas and we have been partying for several hours and everyone in our group (or maybe it was just willie) starts calling me TS. It's obvious why they call me TS but I started to really like it. It was almost like some other persona was taking over. TS is a bad ass. TS throws money away like a prom night dumpster baby without regard to his bills or anything that resembles reason. TS threw 3 hundred down on the craps table and walked away with 4 hundred 30 minutes later. TS also isn't scared to run lil'john and his angry bouncer down in the hardrock hotel and casino for a photo op which ultimatly only TS will find remotley amusing. TS is also the first one to throw a bag of weed some drunk guy showed us across the casino at 3:00am because the drunk guy was making him mad. In addition TS is the first one to mock an entire group of canadian guys who were just trying to be nice by talking crap about ketchup flavored doritos, their superior healthcare and shouting "o'canada" at them as their limo pulled away. Get ready world because TS is here and he's not going anywhere.
-TS
